tigerbun:

neairaalenko:

retailavenger85:

script-coldplay-forever:

tho its a really funny story. Well, I think its funny. 

This one time in Philadelphia I tripped over a broken street sign and got a 4 inch gash on my leg.

Aaaw man, I’m gonna be here for ages. I used to do nothing but run and fall as a kid and all the fights I got into good lord. Let’s just I could probably write an auto-biography just for my scars alone.

I have a long one down my back; I was jumping on the bed when I was about 4, fell off and burnt my back on the radiator. I did exactly the same thing a week later, and impaled my leg on the radiator’s thermostat.

I’ve also got a scar next to my nose where my mum accidently scratched me when I was very little. She’s kept her nails like stumps ever since, bless her.

I’ve got a few chicken pox scars too, dotted about my person…